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Fuck Candle from the Rude Dude Fuck Collection.

Say it with love and emphasis.

Encouraging a Passionate lifestyle with Passionate words.

Fuck Yeah. Big Fucking Deal. Absofuckinlutely.  There is not better way to say how you feel.

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  • BOURBON - Candle 9 oz
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  • BLACK MAGIC - Candle 18 oz
    $48.00
    $48.00
  • BLACK FOREST - Candle 18 oz
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    $48.00
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    $48.00
    $48.00
  • MALDIVES - Candle 55 oz
      $160.00
    $120.00
  • HOOKAH - Candle 55 oz
      $160.00
    $120.00
  • BRANDY - Candle 55 oz
      $160.00
    $120.00
  • BOURBON - Candle 55 oz
      $160.00
    $120.00
  • BLACK MAGIC - Candle 55 oz
      $160.00
    $120.00
  • BLACK FOREST - Candle 55 oz
      $160.00
    $120.00
  • BLACK TUX - Candle 55 oz
      $160.00
    $120.00
  • BABY MAKER - Candle 55 oz
      $160.00
    $120.00
  • BLACK FOREST - Candle 9 oz
    $38.00
    $38.00
  • BLACK TUX - Candle 9 oz
    $38.00
    $38.00

Testimonials:

"These candles smell awesome."
Ted P., MN
"What a wonderful anniversary present. I punched my husband in the arm then gave him a kiss. Funny boy!"
Janet J., CA
"Sometimes a candle says it all. Thanks guys this was a perfect birthday gift."
Sam S, FL