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Ignite - Burn - Savor

BAD NEVER SMELLED SOOO GOOD!

Our signature Rude Dude candles not only smell amazing but they also tell everyone what is on your mind.  Living passionately through passionate words.  What phrase says what you are thinking.  Say it the Rude Dude way.

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28 products
  • HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY Candle - Scent of Immortality
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • CALM THE F*CK DOWN Candle - Scent of Relaxation
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • I F*CKIN LOVE YOU Candle - Scent of Affection
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • ABSO-F*CKING-LUTELY Candle - Scent of Conviction
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • SEXY-MOTHER-F*CKER Candle - Scent of Cuddling
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CK CANCER Candle - Scent of Living
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • SHUT THE F*CK UP Candle - Scent of Silence
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CK YEAH Candle - Scent of Popping Bottles
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CKIN BLESSED Candle - Scent of Appreciation
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • BIG F*CKING DEAL Candle - Scent of Success
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • HAPPY ANNI-F*CKIN-VERSARY Candle - Scent of Forever
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • WAKE THE F*CK UP Candle - Scent of Motion
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CKIN A Candle - Scent of Strength
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • HOLY F*CK Candle - Scent of Heaven
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • DE-F*CKING-LICIOUS Candle - Scent of Decadence
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • GET F*CKIN BETTER SOON Candle - Scent of Rebirth
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • HO HO F*CKIN HO Candle - Scent of Giving
      $34.00
    $28.00
  • Vices - LUST CANDLE
      $30.00
    $24.00
  • Vices - ENVY CANDLE
    Sold out
    $30.00
  • Vices - GREED CANDLE
    Sold out
    $30.00
  • Covid Candle - 9 oz scented candle or is it?
      $30.00
    $22.00
  • SH*T HAPPENS Candle - but it doesn't have to smell that way
      $30.00
    $22.00
  • Identity Candle - 9 oz scented candle EAT ME!
      $30.00
    $22.00
  • Cancer - The Baddest of the Zodiac
    $30.00
    $30.00

Testimonials:

"These candles smell awesome."
Ted P., MN
"What a wonderful anniversary present. I punched my husband in the arm then gave him a kiss. Funny boy!"
Janet J., CA
"Sometimes a candle says it all. Thanks guys this was a perfect birthday gift."
Sam S, FL